STAY AWAY

Places you should avoid at ALL COSTS in Paris.

unwanted pets welcome

Come for the food, leave without eating and a loss of appetite

 

truth in advertising

Alcohol shown is for your instagram photos only.

PRE-REQUISITE: BE FRENCH

First Class Foreigner Special, bad experience.. Every. Time. 

 

because That’s not the way it is

If you see something, say something. Be American.

Scam of nations

Places to avoid don't always need to be IRL. Thank You, Internet.